artifact house / pets with lore

Custom fictional artifacts for pets with lore.

dojo.haus turns suspicious habits, tiny rituals, and household chaos into collectible ephemera from worlds that almost existed.

positioning

A design-led alternative to the custom pet portrait.

Instead of flattening a pet into one cute image, dojo.haus builds a small artifact system around their lore: badges, packaging, inserts, receipts, specimen cards, field notes, and miniature product worlds.

current collection

Dojo Toys / Series 01

Domestic Object Series follows Remy, a tiny tuxedo cat, through ordinary household events documented with unreasonable seriousness.

catalog no. RM-01 RM-01 roomba ride

selected object

Roomba Ride

A small collectible record of motion, suspicion, and unpaid intern energy. Status unresolved. Cable management remains poor.

Series
Domestic Object Series
Object type
Narrative package
Evidence class
Household incident
Subject
Remy / tuxedo cat
Status
Documented

custom artifacts

Start your pet file.

A coming-soon custom artifact set for beloved creatures with suspicious habits, tiny rituals, and lore worth preserving.

  • blind box packaging
  • ID badges
  • cereal boxes
  • museum cards
  • field reports
  • tiny product inserts
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future shop flow

From weird habit to collectible object world.

01

Upload pet photos and describe their lore, rituals, crimes, and recurring household events.

02

dojo.haus translates the story into a fictional artifact system with labels, copy, and visual direction.

03

You receive a design-led keepsake set, built to feel less like merch and more like proof.

social engine

Built to be discovered as evidence.

Instagram will be the discovery layer: artifact reveals, packaging assembly, pet-lore prompts, process clips, and before-to-after transformations that lead back to the archive and custom pet file waitlist.